Forgive me father, for I have Punned

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/03/2013 at 15:30 • Filed to: None

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Although I do think this would make a good tagline for the upcoming SS sport sedan.

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:32

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whatsa SHO? - the general public

offroadkarter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:33

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I got a better one

"Its kind of like the G8, except not as good"

Moves-Like-Senna > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:39

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It's G(r)8!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:39

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As a Ford guy... this is still cool

EL_ULY > MonkeePuzzle 12/03/2013 at 15:40

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that's true lol

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:44

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Lol, I need to drag race one of these with my SHO. With mods I bet the SS would be able to outrun it for the simple fact that it has RWD and the SHO's AWD system is proving a challenge to tweak.

Barbarian772 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 15:49

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Can somebody please explain this to me? I really don't get it.....

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Barbarian772 12/03/2013 at 15:52

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For realzies???

You need to educate yourself on the Taurus SHO, haha.

Jagvar > Barbarian772 12/03/2013 at 15:54

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Barbarian772 12/03/2013 at 15:54

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Here in the States Ford has a 365hp sport sedan called the Taurus SHO (Super High Output). The upcoming Chevrolet SS (based on the Holden Commodore) will be competitive with it.

Barbarian772 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/03/2013 at 15:55

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Ohhhh.. It's a sho.stopper.... I should really go to sleep, if I didn't get that pun....

Where have all the lightweights gone? > offroadkarter 12/03/2013 at 16:37

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I've driven both. SS > G8

911e46z06 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 16:48

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I'm test driving one Thursday. Turns out daily driving an M3 gets me into trouble with the law. No idea why I think an SS would be any better.

No Prius Needed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 17:18

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It shows that GM is "Holden" on. I'm sorry.

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 19:20

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I see your SHOwing off!

Shiarlis > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/03/2013 at 20:28

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It costs too much Monaro para mi.

offroadkarter > Where have all the lightweights gone? 12/03/2013 at 21:36

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Uh, does that car exist to drive yet?

Fuel_of_Satan > MonkeePuzzle 12/04/2013 at 14:04

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How did the general public find their way to a car-nerd sub-site?

Where have all the lightweights gone? > offroadkarter 12/04/2013 at 14:21

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Yup. They've started arriving at dealers the past couple weeks or so. I test drove one a couple weekends ago. Fantastic car!

MonkeePuzzle > Fuel_of_Satan 12/04/2013 at 15:01

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they were probably looking for porn